How to be German part 1Adam Fletcher, Startup Hipster and honorary German, shares his insights into the top tips to becoming a real citizen of Schland. Just remember to obey the red man and get some qualifications…And you can now buy the book here…#1 Put on your house shoesSo, here we are then my little Ausländer. Your first day as an aspiring German. You’ll have woken up in your bed, probably because it’s gotten light outside and you don’t have curtains, because curtains are evil and suggest you have something to hide.Now, you’ll need to carefully make up your half of the bed (you should be sleeping in a double bed made up of two single mattresses and two single duvets). What it lacks in
Someone want my Pokemon cards?Someone interested? I have some special ones Sorry they are German...is that a problem? xD I would like to sell themUntitled by TaNa-JoUntitled by TaNa-JoUntitled by TaNa-JoUntitled by TaNa-JoUntitled by TaNa-JoUntitled by TaNa-JoUntitled by TaNa-JoUntitled by TaNa-JoUntitled by TaNa-JoUntitled by TaNa-JoUntitled by TaNa-JoUntitled by TaNa-JoUntitled by TaNa-Jo
Jokes about Nazis xD Witze :'DFrom TV xD I love NDR Haha - clips from our TV.Kennt jemand NNN? Voll lustig x') Haha ich kann nicht mehr aber es ist die blanke Warheit!They talked over the original tone to discriminate nazis xD So funny xD
No Germany please no. Being racist again?OMG recently the whole country turns weird W E I R D. Heard about PEGIDA?And I thought we are over that hitler shit. No wonder people can't forget to compare us germans still with Hitler >_> Of course I notice racism here, still in my school but not like THAT. Antisemitism again? Really? WTF no please. I mean read this :I thought the other countries woudn't notice D: But then our minister said the other countries are already "watching" us again ._. omgPegida leader pictured posing as Adolf HitlerGermany's anti-Islam movement leader says picture of him posing as Adolf Hitler was 'a joke'Pegida leader Lutz Bachmann posted this image on his Facebook page with the caption 'he is back' By Justin Huggler in Berlin2:31PM GMT 21 Jan 2015The founder of Germany's anti-Islam movement Pegida has been forced onto the defensive after a photograph emerged of him posing as Adolf Hitler.Lutz Bachmann originally posted the photog
Desktop Meme :DHere is my Desktop - show me yours By moni158
Weinen - cryingThis song means so much and is so true
WTF German article rulesDer Die Das - Rules for Articles / Gender in GermanI never thought we have that much rules for them xDBut without genders, german doesn't work...In German language, there are three definite articles for nouns in singular: der for masculine nouns, die for feminine nouns and das neutral nouns. German native speakers know mostly intuitively what the article of each noun is. However, non-native speakers need to memorize the articles. There are several rules and guidelines determining the articles of some categories of nouns. But beware exceptions. Rules for Article 'Der'The following nouns have the article der:Nouns for masculine persons and functions/professions: Vater, Pilot, Arzt;Names of seasons: Frühling, Sommer, Herbst, Winter;Names of months: Januar, Juli, Dezember;Names of days of the week: Montag, Diensta
Attack on titan? I love it!Here you can watch the whole season >> http://animeswag.org/shingeki-no-kyojin/I love it omg *_*Today I watched the anime "Attack on Titan" - I adore it BUT ...uhm why do they all have German names?? And they say "Ihr seid das Fleisch und wir sind die Jäger?" (You're the meat and we're the hunters" haha aaaaaaand omg they look like germans, their hair cuts x'D and the buildings, too! Is this some joke? Because every time all weird and brutal things happen here xD Like the human centipede - haha :'D Nice...film.Anyway! I looooooove Eren Jäger and Jean Kirschstein *_*I drew him once without knowing him xD
Motivation song!It always gives me "power" to stand up and study xDFürs Abi lernen... Jaaa das Lied hat mich dazu bewegt, endlich mal anzufangen und nicht nur faul herum zu sitzen!
Time Traveling While You SleepShare|ArchiveTime Traveling While You SleepBy istickboy & TruepicturesincTime Travel in a Time of Regretby j3conceptsAn Experiment with Time is a long essay by the Irish aeronautical engineer J. W. Dunne (1875–1949) on the subjects of precognition and the human experience of time.John William Dunne was an Irish aeronautical engineer and author. In the field of parapsychology, he achieved a preeminence through
How to get noticed on deviantARTHi there! People asked me several times when I've became 'popular' on this site and in which way. I must admit I smelled a bit of envy in their tones, but the thing that troubled me more was that they didn't think that my work was worth all the pageviews I got over the years. Well, I wanted to explain this little thing right now... dA costed me a lot of work! It wasn't a 'BOOM! POPULAR!' thing at all for me.I had to study other people's methods too and to work hard on improving my art, and it wasn't easy. At all!So tonight I'm sharing with you some methods to get attention by dA community.Don't take them as unquestionable laws, just take them for what they are... Hints. They worked for me but they may not work for you.And now that you have a dA account... What should you do?► POST FINISHED ARTWORKS ONLYYour first post should be a fi
Fan Art Friday: Attack On TitanShare|ArchiveFan Art Friday: If You Don’t Fight, You Can’t Win!By DeevElliottAttack on titan by VeggieStudioRead MoreAttack on TitanAttack on Titan is the groundbreaking Japanese manga and anime series created by Hajime Isayama in 2006 as his entry for Japan’s prestigious Magazine Grand Prix (MGP), an award sponsored by Kodansha, Japan’s biggest manga publisher and the eventual publisher of the series. Isayama received t
Lewis Carroll: Alice In WonderlandShare|ArchiveLewis Carroll: Through A Glass, DarklyBy DeevElliottAlice Meets the Cheshire Cat by feliciacanoRead MoreThe more one is denied something, the more one desires it.The more oppressive the strictures circumscribing one’s life, the more delirious become that person’s dreams. The more prohibitions and sacrifices one accepts as a life’s duty, the more ingenious must become the approved “escapes.
Cosplay Friday: AvengersShare|ArchiveCosplay Friday: Avengers Assemble!By spottedby emmagucci, AnyaPanda, dextructive, Letaur, RisingParadise, captainjazeRead MoreThe AvengersFirst introduced by Marvel in 1963, The Avengers was Jack Kirby and Stan Lee’s superheroic response to the success of DC Comics’ Justice League of America.In the original comic the founders of the superhero team were Thor, Iron Man, Hulk, Ant–Man, and The Wasp who came together to defeat the evil god Loki. The 2012 live–action Avengers movie loosely based on Marvel
Collection: Rise from the DeadShare|ArchiveRise From the Dead“Where are tonight the sword and its swinger, the holy spells and their singer? Where is the light to scatter the ghosts, the sight of dawn to shatter the frost? Fears can be hidden, and hearts’ fire kindled, but will shadows be caged and demons faced? The curses of liches linger like winds of winter, and wolves howl a hymn for the undead's hunt… who will be safe from the grim reaper’s swing, and who will fall in its grip?”— HtBlack of theWrittenRevolution
Collection: Laundry DayShare|ArchiveLaundry DayFrom the clothesline strung across the backyard, to the college dorm laundry rooms, to the inner city all-night Laundromats, we all have our memories that begin with helping Mom with Laundry Day, that task that soon became ours alone upon taking flight from the family nest. Laundry day can evoke warm memories of family unity, or cold memories of aching separation and loneliness, the softness of a stack of fresh towels or the hardness of city sidewalks, depending on the time in you life you are remembering. Here is a collection of deviations evoking the full range of Laundry Day duality.
Project Porkchop: Vol. 390Share|Archivesvol. 390About Project PorkchopThe DeviantArt Experience can sometimes quickly become the quintessential example of that most frustrating problem: too much of a good thing. There just aren’t enough hours in the day to peruse the thousands of submissions and postings of artistic innovation, creativity and sheer beauty that are generated everyday.So thank you for ProjectPorkchop!Astralseed, an Icelandic deviant artist with a penchant for equines, including Quirlicorns (a breed of unicorns), has made our busy lives so much easier with ProjectPorkchop, a feature she started on her DeviantArt page. Project Porkchop’s fine eye for the best of the newly submitted artworks of virtually unknown artists, the incredible art tha
Francis Ford Coppola: Godfather of New HollywoodShare|ArchiveFrancis Ford Coppola: The Godfather of the New Hollywood (1972-1982)By techgnoticThe Godfather Is Back by donvito62Read MoreBy the late 1960s, the big Hollywood movie studios had lost control over actual movie production.Individual “executive producers” based at the “Big Five” increasingly cut deals with star independent producers, directors and, especially, movie star actors for percenta